Could this be THE perfect gift for your parent friends?


Do you have friends or colleagues with kids?

Have you started thinking about Christmas presents or Secret Santa gifts?

Are you looking for THE perfect gift?

Just imagine finding something that’s a little bit different, comical, fun, cheeky (but not too rude!) yet highly practical AND for less than a tenner. What if that same item could completely change your friends’ lives, put a whopping great smile on their faces and be cherished for years to come? 👍

We know…. It’s hard to imagine something that ticks so many boxes could actually exist in this time-space reality! But it does, and you need look no further for the definitive answer to your gift-finding prayers! 😃👌

“What is it and why is it for parents?” we hear you cry.

Aha! We thought you’d never ask…. As parents all over the World will attest, the arrival of your little love-loves ushers in a brave new World. Life as you knew it is over, it’s the dawn of a new era and a vast wave of love and happiness cascades over the horizon and fills your heart. As it floods in it lights up the barren post-apocolyptic wasteland of your old life. Among the ruins lie the casualties: sleep; sanity; privacy; bad language; punctuality and over there, in a cold dark corner, cowers the remains of your love life…

As time passes, these casualties slowly recover but there comes a time when your little munchkins learn to walk and you are faced with a new problem: They are now able to get up at night and visit your bedroom at will and totally without warning. Normally, this isn’t a problem but if you are working on rehabilitating your fragile love-life to it’s former glory, the prospect of an untimely interruption can really hinder progress…😱😧😳

Some have tried in vain to blockade themselves in, others have opted for abstinence.

The brave (or foolhardy) have soldiered on regardless, playing Russian Roulette with the physcological wellbeing of their offspring.

The timid have accepted defeat and retreated beneath the covers, afraid to gasp for fear of discovery.

The wild throw caution to wind…😬

The paranoid glance obsessively at the doorway repeating “Shh! Was that them?” like a demented mantra.

The exhausted have simply given up.

Some have been caught red handed and red faced, others have been lucky, but it’s only a matter of time. It’s a ticking time bomb people!…

Why do we care? We care because we were those parents. WE WERE THERE MAN! We feel their pain but we decided to fight back, to take back control and now we’re here to offer you and your friends the same solution…

The Nookie Wedge Kit


Yes, that’s right… The Nookie Wedge Kit – Complete with door security device, early warning alarm system and luxury storage cache, all packaged in a delightful gift box.

Wedge the door closed from the inside to prevent accidental incursions. Hang the bag and the bell on the handle to raise the alarm to attempted intrusions and store it all discreetly away between uses.

Nookie Wedge - Shall we darling?

Risk Removed – Relaxation Restored.

It’s the perfect solution. It works and it’s a bit of a laugh.

So.. If you have got friends with kids and you are looking for a gift for them. Why not get them THE perfect gift. Set them free and join the revolution! 🙌

Nookie Wedge kits are available from our official distributor Boxer Gifts.