I’ve got a lock on my door, why do I need a nookie wedge?

You don’t, you lucky so-and-so, you are one of the special ones. But, don’t forget the nookie wedge is portable so you can use it in the kitchen, living room or away from home if you like.

Also, spare a thought for your friends who may not be as fortunate. While you swing from the chandeliers with gay abandon and your door securely locked, think of them, quaking beneath the covers like Gollum, afraid of the light at the crack of the door. Nookie wedges make great gifts too you know. Set them free……..

Why can’t I just use a regular wedge or get a lock?

You can, but where’s the fun in that? This wedge is pink rubber and says nookie on it!.. It acts as a statement of intent. Oh! and you get a lovely velvet bag to hide it discreetly away between uses and an early-warning bell to hang on your door handle and alert you to any attempted incursions. It’s also much sexier than a grey plastic wedge borrowed from the office.

While we are on the subject, it’s worth knowing that we spent a lot of time researching existing wedges and developing the design and material of the nookie wedge. We are confident that it is functionally one of the best door stops out there.

How big is it?

The wedge is approximately 13.3cm long, 4.5cm wide and 2.5cm high. The bell is 2cm diameter and the bag is 17cm long by 15cm wide. Your kit comes neatly packaged in a rather fetching box of approximately 3.4cm x 13.5cm x 4.6cm.

Isn’t it a bit out of order locking people out of the room?

It depends who they are! We’re not suggesting you lock your kids out of the room, but once you know they are safely asleep in their own beds it just gives you the peace of mind that they aren’t going to creep in on you and see something that can’t be unseen!

Does it come in discreet packaging?

It sure does! The nookie wedge comes in a discreet plain postage bag with no indication of what’s within.

How do I redeem a discount voucher/coupon?

Simply add your purchases to your cart and enter the code in the ‘coupon code’ box. Click on the ‘Apply Coupon’ button to receive your discount.

Will it fit through the letterbox?

We know it’s a pain when you have to wait in for a delivery or go to the post office to collect one you missed. Luckily the nookie wedge box is approximately 3.4cm high which fits comfortably through a standard letterbox.

How much is postage?

Postage options can be selected on before purchase. A single nookie wedge is shipped as a small parcel via Royal Mail. We aim to dispatch within 1 working day.

1st class Royal Mail small parcel – £0.40 – Delivery aim 1 day from dispatch.

2nd class Royail Mail small parcel – FREE –  Delivery aim 3 days from dispatch.

Royal Mail International standard – £1.00 – expected delivery in 3-5 working days from date of dispatch in Europe and 5-7 working days from date of dispatch to the rest of the World

If you require express delivery, tracking, signed for or multiple items, please contact us.